Privacy Policy

Hippospit is governed by the following Privacy Policy. On this site, we take your privacy very seriously. The purpose of this Privacy Policy is to inform you what personally identifiable information we may collect and how it may be used. This statement only applies to this website.

Hippospit does not share personal information with third parties, nor do we store any information about your visit to this blog other than to analyze and optimize your experience through the use of cookies. You can turn off the use of cookies at any time by changing your specific browser settings.

Hippospit is not responsible for republished content from this blog on other blogs or websites without our permission.


We may use the information collected in the following ways:

– To operate and maintain this website

– To send you promotional information, such as newsletters and feature blog posts. Each email promotion will provide information on how to opt-out of future mailings

– To send you administrative communications, such as administrative emails, confirmation emails, technical notices, updates on policies, or security alerts

– To provide you with user support

– To track and measure visitors on this website (popular posts, time spent on each webpage, geolocation of visitors, etc.)


At the bottom of each post, you will see the option to share or comment. You may use the Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest buttons to share different blog posts on your social media accounts, but these selections are not recorded or displayed on our site (we do not display a “share count” or other such information). If you comment on a post, the hippospit administration team receives a notification containing your email address and text for approval. Hippospit will not save or use your email address in any way, and your comment will only display your username.


Hippospit currently uses the following third-party service providers:

Monster Insights (powered by Google Analytics) – this service provides information about user actions on this website. Google Analytics may capture your IP address (which reveals your general location), but no other personal information is captured by this service.

MailChimp – this service is used for delivery of email updates and newsletters. MailChimp stores your name and email address for the purpose of delivering such communications. Hippospit never shares or gives away your email. Please refer to MailChimp’s privacy policy for further information.


Hippospit uses cookies to store visitors’ preferences, record user-specific information on what pages users access, and customize website content based on visitors’ browser type (mobile or desktop, Chrome or Safari, etc.). Cookies may also be used by third-party services, such as Google Analytics, as described above.

You can turn off the use of cookies at any time by changing your specific browser settings. However, if you deactivate cookies in your Internet browser, not all functions of Hippospit may be entirely usable.


Currently, Hippospit does not display ads, nor do we belong to an affiliate marketing program. All content and viewpoints derive purely from the minds of our contributors, and there are no external sources influencing the material on our site.


On this website, you may subscribe to the Hippospit newsletter (which solely exists for informational and entertainment purposes). Our newsletters may contain tracking pixels. The pixel is embedded in emails and allows an analysis on the success of “marketing campaigns,” which is slang for “email from us to all of you.” Really, we are not trying to market anything. We’re just trying to share funny stories. Because of these tracking pixels, we may see if and when you open an email, as well as which links within the email you click. Hippospit will never share or give away your email.

You may opt-out of future email communications by following the unsubscribe links in our emails. You may also notify us at hippospitblog@gmail.com to be removed from our mailing list.


At no time should you submit sensitive personal information to this website. This includes your social security number, information regarding race or ethnic origin, political opinions, religious beliefs, health information, criminal background, or trade union memberships. If you elect to submit such information to us, it will be subject to this Privacy Policy.


Hippospit does not knowingly collect any personal information from children under the age of 18. If a parent or guardian believes that this website has personally identifiable information of a child under the age of 18 in its database, please contact us immediately at hippospitblog@gmail.com, and we will immediately remove such information from our records.


Please contact us at hippospitblog@gmail.com for questions related to this Privacy Policy. Our team will promptly reply to your email within one week.

Last updated: October 11, 2019